The funny thing about recipes is that you can essentially make the same redundant thing and give it a new, fun and exciting name!! On the other hand, a smidge of variation does make a difference, and I did something different sugar-wise this time. Also, there were specks of coffee, allegedly, so there’s that.

scorched coffee bits atop chocolate triangle squares

First, the specks of coffee: one of my Nutcracker merde gifts was this bar of chocolate from the intern.

She’s not really an intern, she’s a recent alum who works part time while attending university, but if we had the reality TV show we definitely qualify for, she’d be the intern; and it amuses me to think of things that way. So anyways, that’s where the coffee comes in. You can’t see it here, but the packaging says 75% cocoa!! That’s basically straight off the tree, yall. As a side note, I’d like to point out my Other Avenues recycling bag as an artifact from my weekly ritual of traipsing over to the edge of the earth as I know it and pretending to be an Ocean Beach local.

Sugar-wise, all I did differently was to use 1/2 c of dark brown sugar + 1/4 c of organic [granulated?] cane sugar as opposed to the standard 1/2 c. I decided on such via inspiration of the Holy Spirit because I’m Ultra Saved and also there were 10 oz of almond butter instead of just the necessary 8.

True Life: I love weathered old baking pans.

In other news, I accidentally deleted one of my VSCO presets and I can’t figure out how to get it back. So that’s my current artistic crisis. I wrote a fairly dope song today if I do say so myself. And now, I’m just rambling.

ALSO: I saw Moana with my sister over the weekend and it changed my life.

Happy First Monday of the Fresh New Year! Clearly, I’m doing the most.

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